Kris’ Blog

Kris posted this on Triond as “Happy Easter From the Bright Side of Evil (2009)“

Happy Easter again, folks.

Martin: Oh, hi Elsa. About last year…

Elsa starts to leave, with a smug smile.

Elsa: Oh, I remember…

Martin: So you forgive me?

Elsa throws five Easter eggs at Martin.

Martin: I’ll take that as a no.

Happy Easter from The Bright Side of Evil.

There likely follows an evil laugh from Elsa and a yell of “VENGEANCE!”

Kris published this on Triond as “Merry (Extra Late) Christmas ’08 From the Bright Side of Evil”:

Three months late. Good job me…

Joseph hangs holly above Elsa and Jack, Jack is confused.

Elsa: Very funny Joseph.

Jack: Huh?

Martin giggles nervously and points, while Necromancer and Author/Kris snicker above on the balustrade

Yes. That is a severed head on the dead Christmas tree. (of evil and necromancy and… stuff.)

Merry Christmas from The Bright Side of Evil.

Kris originally posted this on Triond asThe Bright Side of Evil’s Anti-Internet Slang Comic:

I really hate internet slang. A lot. LOL.

Trust me, this is much funnier if you’ve played The Elder Scrolls IV/ are insane. Both is better.

Necromancer: So glad you haven’t fallen to that accursed Internet slang.

Author/Kris: So am I, but it’s a daily battle really.

Internet Junkie:Lol!!

Internet Junkie:O hai thar m.r arro!!!1!!11

Author/Kris: This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death.

Internet Junkie: O rlly? Kthx.

Author/Kris/Mankar Camoran:If you really are the champion of lore,then I really do welcome you to my paradise. I tire of the self-styled “heroes” that do not even pose a challenge.

Mudcrab holds up a sign reading “XD”

Author/Kris/Mankar Camoran steps in.

Mudcrab holds up sign reading “WTF?”

Author/Kris/Mankar Camoran repeatedly hits mudcrab.

Author/Kris/Mankar Camoran: Ha, ha! I’ve fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!

Fight ensues. Mudcrab holds up sign reading “ROFL”. You get a cookie if you can name what is flying out of the dust cloud.

Martin/Mythic Dawn Agent: You cannot escape the master’s vigilance!

Elsa is confused.

Elsa: Martin…

Martin/Mythic Dawn Agent:I DO NOT FEAR DEATH!

Elsa punches Martin in the face.

Martin/Mythic Dawn Agent: Uuuugh… Paradise awaits me.

Elsa: By the gods Martin, the Internet won’t be invented for 500 more years, and I won’t talk like that even then.

Martin/Mythic Dawn Agent: Guess I got carried away.

Necromancer: You do realize you just used more of it than ever before.

Author/Kris: Ahem.

Author/Kris: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Necromancer to Author/Kris: You did actually.

Author/Kris to Necromancer: Bollocks.

Okay, I’m not much of a car person. But if there is one thing I do love, it’s shoes! Check this baby out. I think me and the hubby should each get one of these. Think how awesome a pair of these would look driving down the road!!!!

Here is another “Bright Side Of Evil” entry from Triond.  It is A fun newspaper from “The Lorbulgrud Beacon” for “The Bright Side of Evil”.

OMG, I can’t believe that Kristopher is heading to high school.  He is going for his orientation and tour on Jan. 29!!!  He’s 14 and a half years old and it seems like only yesterday I was rocking him in my rocking chair singing heavy metal ballads to him instead of Emma.  He’s taller than me now and probably tougher too although don’t let him know that he could probably take me in a head to head wrestling match.  I can’t believe how fast time has flown by.  High school, holy crap!!!

He has his learner’s although he’s never used it yet.  I intend to start giving him lessons once this snow/slush mixture is completely gone…so maybe August!  He’s going to a huge, city high school.  Luckily, he’s got a group of really great friends that mostly seem to be going with him.  He says he’s not nervous but I sure as hell am!  He’s at the age where everyone is constantly lecturing him about how his grades, behavior, attitude, friends, etc.etc.etc. will all effect the rest of his life.  He has to start making plans for the future.  What classes he’ll take, what career he wants to go into, start getting good grades, making plans for college or university, discover what kind of man he’ll become…etc. etc. etc.  No pressure!!!  So far so good with him.  He’s such a bright, good looking, funny, amazing child and I hope the world treats him well.  OMG, my baby boy is growing up!!! Sniff, sniff.  He’s probably going to kick my ass if he reads this and as I mentioned earlier, he definitely could!

I published another Bright Side of Evil comic on Triond (Dad’s note: “he gets paid when people read it on Triond”).  Here it is:

Elsa from the Bright Side asks Kris about his procrastination.

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Elsa:  “Why is it that you rarely draw comics any more?”

Kris:  “How so?”

Elsa:  “Well, it’s just that you rarely write any comics any more.”

Kris:  “I just don’t have many ideas.”

Elsa:  “Smells like procrastination.”

Kris:  “I do not.”

Kris wanders off, leaving Elsa only partially drawn, saying “Meh.  I’ll finish this up later.”

I published another Bright Side of Evil comic on Triond.  Here it is:

The Bright Side of Evil talks about “The Outsiders” by S.E. Hinton.